Does Everyone Know My Speakers Are Blown?

fashinpirate:

shoutout to the kids with nobody to call today, you pick your family sometimes. don’t let this shit get you down.

(via thatfruitcake)

So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

  • Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
  • Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
  • Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
  • Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
  • Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
  • Little girl: *shakes head*
  • Me: Ron? Harry?
  • Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
  • Me: Uh.
  • Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
  • Me: That's...fun too.